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is the iPad a liturgical game-changer?

23-Feb-10

iPad promotional image from apple.comNearly a year ago, I finally made a move to the dark side (or the light depending on your perspective) and bought an Apple Macintosh computer.

After years and years and years of being a Windows user, I basically got fed up with the viruses, the clunky way Windows operated. I needed a new machine and I knew that if I bought a PC that meant Vista (at the time) and I had heard so much negative stuff about that.

So I bought a Mac. I also signed up for an iPhone and I have been loving my conversion ever since.

Now this post is not about my Mac conversion. This post is about the new iPad which is shortly to make its way into shops.

As a relatively new Mac convert, I was interested to see what they would launch and what it might do given my very good experiences with their computers and phones. My initial reaction was that I couldn’t see the point of a tablet, even a very nicely designed one, like the iPad. Tablets have been around for a good while and I’ve never felt the need for one.

However, having seen it on video (not yet handled one myself), I can see how I might make use of it. All sorts of scenarios where the phone is too small an interface to deal with and finding the PC and going through all the rigmarole is fine but could be easier and quicker and lazier for yours truly. So I’m saving up – I think I’m going to get an iPad despite my initial misgivings.

However, this post is not about whether I buy the new iPad as such. This post is really about one of my side questions that I am really interested in right now. The question is this: is the iPad a liturgical game-changer?

It’s size and weight and the ability to control the screen with my finger and the multi-touch controls that I’m now well used to from the iPhone could come together in a perfect storm. I think I could see myself presiding at Communion with the iPad in front of me instead of the book (or folder of printed pages) that I currently use.

For some time, Church of England clergy have been using the Internet to download Common Worship texts to produce customized service sheets that use all the rich liturgical resources that our church has been producing. Some have been projecting those words onto screens. All of them have been using either the official Common Worship website or a software programme like Visual Liturgy to do all their planning and prep. But, of course, when it comes down to the delivery in the service itself, you needed paper with all your words printed on it.

That could now be about to change and I am intrigued. Apart from the potential ease of operation for the President at Communion (and the increased amount of clean surface area on the holy table), I could see various other potential ramifications:

  • Need something off-the-cuff and want to pull something down from the Internet? Easy with an iPad.
  • Could the iPad be wirelessly plugged into the projection system (for those churches doing so) so that the President is once again no longer reliant on a separate computer operator? Anyone who has worshipped in such circumstances will know the damage a liturgically unaware operator can do to the flow of worship.
  • Visual Liturgy could find itself cut seriously adrift – the whole mode of preparation and operation would have to change… and it would have to get Mac compatible.

Anyway. If and when I get an iPad, I’ll give it a go and let you know how it shakes out.

Remember, you heard it here first. I guess the crucial thing will be – just don’t spill the wine on it! :)

Book of Eli

02-Feb-10

Photo of Denzel Washington in The Book of EliLate last week, I visited our local cinema with a small but growing group of men from our church to check out one of the latest releases. In this instance, we found ourselves watching The Book of Eli starring Denzel Washington and Gary Oldman, written by Gary Whitta and directed by the Hughes brothers (who have been a bit MIA since Dead Presidents in 1995).

I was quietly impressed by this movie and would encourage you to go and see it.

Denzel is the eponymous Eli, a traveller walking across a post-apocalyptic America, trying to survive and (as we learn) carrying a rather special book. With, no doubt, a nod to one of the names of God in Hebrew (El or Eli), Eli is carrying the last known copy of the Bible.

We are not given a totally worked out back history (which I liked). We are told there was a war, a ‘big flash’ some thirty odd years ago, and nobody seems to know very much of what actually happened. The younger characters born post-flash are intrigued by Denzel’s knowledge, as an older man, of the world before it turned into the hell-hole that they know. Their world is one where barren roads are patrolled by gangs of killers who will More…

Top 10 tips for staying healthy as a Curate in a Vacancy

22-Jan-10

A screengrab from Google showing zero results for the search phrase "Healthy Vicar"I received a call the other day from a colleague who is doing some research work on clergy well-being and asked me for my top ten tips on how to stay healthy as a Curate in a Vacancy. I’ve given it some thought and produced my list which, with his permission, I reproduce below. Oh, and by the way, that really is a screengrab from Google – I didn’t mock that up.

The early ones in this list are general tips for ordained life rather than specifically about a vacancy or being a curate. The later ones are more specific to the kind of situation I’m in now.

I have to say too, as something of a disclaimer, that some of these are more aspirational in my life right now than reality before anyone who knows me cries ‘hypocrite’!!! I do know that I need to work harder at More…

CofE falls foul of digital switchover

19-Jan-10

An image of a microphone on fireYou know how you sometimes bookmark news stories and websites that you think ‘I must blog about that’ and then never get round to it? No, may just be me then.

Anyway, here is my oldest ‘must blog about this’ story that I never got around to that stems from 2007. The BBC ran a story in February that year about the Government’s plans to auction off the spectrum of frequencies controlled by Ofcom. They noted that the auction could threaten the use of radio mics in theatres, festivals, concerts and other special events because they were not being ring-fenced in the proposals. Use of such frequencies could either get more expensive (much more expensive), they might cease to function entirely, or, at the very least, if they did work, interference could be a real issue.

I took note of the story because the obvious thing to say from a church perspective is that a lot of churches would be affected as well. I can’t remember a time when I visited a church (even fairly high, traditional churches) where the leader of the service and/or the preacher was not mic’d up. Indeed, more often than not the microphones were radio mics. Churches, in that sense, are obvious users of such technology since as a president of a Holy Communion service or a preacher, you’re going to need a fair bit of freedom of movement that a static microphone is going to find much harder to accomodate.

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Atheist Delusions

16-Jan-10

Photo of the book jacket for Atheist Delusions by David Bentley HartAs a Curate, along with the rest of my mentor group of Curates, I’ve just finished reading David Bentley Hart’s 2009 book Atheist Delusions: The Christian Revolution and Its Fashionable Enemies.

I must admit that it’s not the sort of book that I would have naturally chosen to read if my mentor group had not made me. However, I’m glad that I did take the time with this American Eastern Orthodox theologian, philosopher, writer, and cultural commentator.

The book is pure polemic in which Bentley Hart takes on the so-called “New Atheists” of Richard Dawkins, Christopher Hitchens, Sam Harris, Daniel Dennett and even Philip Pullman. I think it’s more than fair to say that he doesn’t have very much that’s good to say about them. One of the real marks of this book is how incredibly and deliciously rude he can be about his opponents. Check this out from p220:

‘The best we can hope for [in the contemporary debate] are arguments pursued at only the most vulgar of intellectual levels, couched in an infantile and carpingly pompous tone, and lacking but the meagerest traces of historical erudition or syllogistic rigor [sic]: Richard Dawkins triumphantly adducing “philosophical” arguments that a college freshman midway through his first logic course could dismantle in a trice, Daniel Dennett insulting the intelligence of his readers with proposals for the invention of a silly pseudo-science of “religion”, Sam Harris shrieking More…

Our shame adds to Egypt’s shame

13-Jan-10

Picture of the icon of Christ with Abba Minas or Christ and the discipleDavid Keen has been highlighting the activities of the UK Border Agency today and, in particular, a story written by Paul Vallely writing in the Independent about the detention of children by that agency and the impact on their mental health. 1300 children were held in immigration centres in 2008-9 here in the UK. Moreover, the Royal College of Paediatrics and the Royal College of Psychiatry’s study into the mental health of children in such centres showed that EVERY SINGLE ONE of the children displayed some signs of distress and 73% had developed significant emotional and behavioural problems since being detained. Not one of them had previously had such problems. Paul Vallely writes:

All the children seen by clinical psychologists presented as being disorientated, confused and frightened. More than half, who had previously been well behaved at home and in school, had developed conduct problems.

It is nothing short of shameful that this kind of treatment of families and children should be happening in the UK.

However, I want to focus on another aspect of Paul’s story. I want to focus on the Egyptian Coptic Christians, Hany and Samah Mansour, and their five kids under ten who fled to the UK More…

Frozen UK 2010

11-Jan-10

A photo from a satellite image of the UK totally frozen white.I saw this image the other day, taken from NORAD satellite imagery, of the United Kingdom in its current frosty condition – submerged below heavy snow. I honestly can’t remember a period like this where one heavy snowfall has followed another and another in such quick succession.

The usual deal with snow here is that it comes, it melts, it goes away. We are all inconvenienced for a day or two (and we really don’t *do* snow very well in this country) and then we get on with our lives.

This year has been most unusual, at least in my experience, in that it seems like the snow is here to stay.

I know we haven’t been the worst affected in the UK but even so, the picture from my back garden tells its own story. The garden table (with a bird table on it being well used by the local population at the moment) is covered in about 10 inches, I would guess, of this ‘orrible white stuff. More…

New Year Resolutions

01-Jan-10

New day of a new year... but same old meASBO Jesus in inimitable style gets to the root of the problem with New Year Resolutions!

As I make my resolutions this year (get a level of fitness back, start getting More…

Christmas wishes

25-Dec-09

Graffiti art from Banksy of the Dove of Peace wearing a bulletproof vest

“Come O Prince of Peace,
refine and purify us.
Help our leaders rule in peace
and grant your favour to us.

Come O Prince of Peace,
exult o’er us with song.
Let your peace guard your children
so that justice rules.

Come O Prince of Peace,
fill the hungry with good things.
Rescue those who are oppressed
save O Lord, save us.”

Come, O Prince of Peace (opens PDF)
© 2009, Asian Planning Group. Some rights reserved.

As the noughties are coming to a close, there are all sorts of ‘best of the decade’ lists starting to emerge. One of the things I’ll remember from the noughties was More…

What now for Christian books in the UK?

20-Dec-09

Empty bookshelvesIf you aren’t one of the cognoscenti in the UK Christian publishing industry, you may not have thought much of the announcement last month that IBS-STL is up for sale.

IBS-STL (International Bible Society and Send the Light who merged a few years ago) are not immediately apparent to the average Christian buyer of books. However, in the last ten years at least, there is a fairly high probability that the book you left the shop with originally came to that shop from IBS-STL. They are a major distributor of Christian publishers as well as being a publisher of sorts themselves.

Officially, the problems have been blamed on a failed implementation of SAP (an Accounts software package used by major players). I have it on good authority, however, that IBS-STL were in trouble before that. One publishing company of my acquaintence had them on stop for not paying their bills a fair amount of time before the SAP timescale being suggested in their official releases came into play.

Following hard on the heels of the collapse of the SPCK Bookshop chain, the IBS-STL proposed sell-off (although who knows they think will actually buy it, I have no dea) was no great surprise to anyone who More…