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Book of Eli

02-Feb-10

Photo of Denzel Washington in The Book of EliLate last week, I visited our local cinema with a small but growing group of men from our church to check out one of the latest releases. In this instance, we found ourselves watching The Book of Eli starring Denzel Washington and Gary Oldman, written by Gary Whitta and directed by the Hughes brothers (who have been a bit MIA since Dead Presidents in 1995).

I was quietly impressed by this movie and would encourage you to go and see it.

Denzel is the eponymous Eli, a traveller walking across a post-apocalyptic America, trying to survive and (as we learn) carrying a rather special book. With, no doubt, a nod to one of the names of God in Hebrew (El or Eli), Eli is carrying the last known copy of the Bible.

We are not given a totally worked out back history (which I liked). We are told there was a war, a ‘big flash’ some thirty odd years ago, and nobody seems to know very much of what actually happened. The younger characters born post-flash are intrigued by Denzel’s knowledge, as an older man, of the world before it turned into the hell-hole that they know. Their world is one where barren roads are patrolled by gangs of killers who will slaughter people first and then find out after whether they have anything worth taking, whether that is water, a pair of shoes, a lighter or even KFC wet-wipes.

Some spoilers follow:

Eli is a peaceful man who only acts in self defence. However, if you push him to defend himself, Eli becomes a killing machine of the first order, able to dispatch a bunch of armed cutthroats with nothing more than a machete. For the blood-thirsty action-hungry market, this film will tick all the boxes with plenty of fights, dead bodies, explosions and swift martial-art style hand-to-hand combat.

As Eli makes his way west across the States, he enters a town run by a man called Carnegie (Gary Oldman) – the villain of the piece. Carnegie sends out teams of thugs to glean what they can from the wastelands but is particularly interested in finding books and one book in particular. Although the word ‘Bible’ is not mentioned in the film (as far as I can remember) until the very last few scenes, it’s clear that the Bible is the book that Carnegie is after. There’s a lovely little moment when one of the thugs brings back a haul of books and Oldman disgustedly discards a copy of Dan Brown’s Da Vinci Code like rubbish as he searches for a copy of the Bible. Carnegie wants it in order to control people. He believes that if he has it, he has words of great power with which he can rule the weak-minded and ignorant and build himself an empire.

Anyway, Eli comes to town and, as we soon discover, has in his possession a copy of the Bible. Needless to say, the majority of the film then becomes an action-filled chase with plenty of bodies and explosions along the way as Eli protects the book and Carnegie tries to get his hands on it.

Serious ending spoiler alert (highlight to read)

Carnegie eventually gets his hands on the book, Eli mortally wounded in the process and forced to rely on Solara, a young girl he has met in Carnegie’s town, to get him ‘out of dodge’ and on his way to his final destination in the far west of America. Eli seeks a delapidated and crumbling San Francisco where, on Alcatraz, a guarded community are setting about gathering the cultural remnants of civilisation in order to build again. Even though we know Carnegie has Eli’s Bible, Eli declares to the armed guards that he has a copy of the King James Bible in his possession.

Here comes the big twist. Eli is blind and has committed the copy of the King James Bible to memory. Suddenly, I found myself, Sixth Sense style going back through the film trying to work out how I never saw that coming. I am definitely going to need a second watch of this movie as a result. Eli proceeds to recite it to the head of this cloistered community, Lombardi (Malcolm McDowell), who writes it down and then produces a fresh copy of the Scriptures from the community’s reconstituted printing press. Meanwhile, Carnegie opens Eli’s book to find it is written in Braille and that he can’t read a word of it.

The Book of Eli is pretty well done. I thought it was fairly well written (although not great) and with two good performances from two powerhouse actors in Washington and Oldman who do what they are asked to do (which isn’t a great deal) extremely well. It will appeal to action/violence junkies since there is plenty of both and it is certainly being marketed as such a movie in most of the stuff I have seen.

However, on another level, this is a film that is clearly been aimed at the growing Hollywood realisation that there is money to be made in the USA by selling to the Christian market. I do wonder how such a market will cope with the R rating (15 in the UK, would have been 18 ten years ago for its level of violence). However, Christians will thoroughly approve of the vaunted status given to the Bible by the plot and its given role as the key to restoring order within this post-apocalyptic world.

The approaches of the central characters to the Bible are key. Carnegie knows that he can use the Bible as a tool to harness people by threatening them with the fear of hell. For Eli, he seeks a home for the Bible in which the Scriptures can be utilised, not to control, but to usher in a world of peace by allowing God to speak to humanity once again when God’s voice has been all but lost.

Another end spoiler alert (highlight to read)

The third, late arriving, Lombardi displays a third attitude to the Scriptures. Eager to have them written and printed again from Eli’s memory, in one of the most tragic scenes of the whole film, Lombardi promptly takes the freshly pressed leather bound King James and places it on a shelf next to the Qu’ran and the Torah where it can gather dust and await some mythical never-to-come moment in the re-building of civilisation, rather than (as Eli might have hoped) having the Scriptures opened and read and becoming their guiding light in such a re-building project.

There’s a good few scenes that could be used here as discussion starters and the film itself has plenty to say about the Bible, about people’s varying attitudes towards it and what the world might look like if we ever really forgot about its existence. I’m not sure you need to necessarily go to the cinema to see it, but it is definitely one to watch – whether you choose the big screen or DVD.

Top 10 tips for staying healthy as a Curate in a Vacancy

22-Jan-10

A screengrab from Google showing zero results for the search phrase "Healthy Vicar"I received a call the other day from a colleague who is doing some research work on clergy well-being and asked me for my top ten tips on how to stay healthy as a Curate in a Vacancy. I’ve given it some thought and produced my list which, with his permission, I reproduce below. Oh, and by the way, that really is a screengrab from Google – I didn’t mock that up.

The early ones in this list are general tips for ordained life rather than specifically about a vacancy or being a curate. The later ones are more specific to the kind of situation I’m in now.

I have to say too, as something of a disclaimer, that some of these are more aspirational in my life right now than reality before anyone who knows me cries ‘hypocrite’!!! I do know that I need to work harder at More…

CofE falls foul of digital switchover

19-Jan-10

An image of a microphone on fireYou know how you sometimes bookmark news stories and websites that you think ‘I must blog about that’ and then never get round to it? No, may just be me then.

Anyway, here is my oldest ‘must blog about this’ story that I never got around to that stems from 2007. The BBC ran a story in February that year about the Government’s plans to auction off the spectrum of frequencies controlled by Ofcom. They noted that the auction could threaten the use of radio mics in theatres, festivals, concerts and other special events because they were not being ring-fenced in the proposals. Use of such frequencies could either get more expensive (much more expensive), they might cease to function entirely, or, at the very least, if they did work, interference could be a real issue.

I took note of the story because the obvious thing to say from a church perspective is that a lot of churches would be affected as well. I can’t remember a time when I visited a church (even fairly high, traditional churches) where the leader of the service and/or the preacher was not mic’d up. Indeed, more often than not the microphones were radio mics. Churches, in that sense, are obvious users of such technology since as a president of a Holy Communion service or a preacher, you’re going to need a fair bit of freedom of movement that a static microphone is going to find much harder to accomodate.

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Atheist Delusions

16-Jan-10

Photo of the book jacket for Atheist Delusions by David Bentley HartAs a Curate, along with the rest of my mentor group of Curates, I’ve just finished reading David Bentley Hart’s 2009 book Atheist Delusions: The Christian Revolution and Its Fashionable Enemies.

I must admit that it’s not the sort of book that I would have naturally chosen to read if my mentor group had not made me. However, I’m glad that I did take the time with this American Eastern Orthodox theologian, philosopher, writer, and cultural commentator.

The book is pure polemic in which Bentley Hart takes on the so-called “New Atheists” of Richard Dawkins, Christopher Hitchens, Sam Harris, Daniel Dennett and even Philip Pullman. I think it’s more than fair to say that he doesn’t have very much that’s good to say about them. One of the real marks of this book is how incredibly and deliciously rude he can be about his opponents. Check this out from p220:

‘The best we can hope for [in the contemporary debate] are arguments pursued at only the most vulgar of intellectual levels, couched in an infantile and carpingly pompous tone, and lacking but the meagerest traces of historical erudition or syllogistic rigor [sic]: Richard Dawkins triumphantly adducing “philosophical” arguments that a college freshman midway through his first logic course could dismantle in a trice, Daniel Dennett insulting the intelligence of his readers with proposals for the invention of a silly pseudo-science of “religion”, Sam Harris shrieking More…

Our shame adds to Egypt’s shame

13-Jan-10

Picture of the icon of Christ with Abba Minas or Christ and the discipleDavid Keen has been highlighting the activities of the UK Border Agency today and, in particular, a story written by Paul Vallely writing in the Independent about the detention of children by that agency and the impact on their mental health. 1300 children were held in immigration centres in 2008-9 here in the UK. Moreover, the Royal College of Paediatrics and the Royal College of Psychiatry’s study into the mental health of children in such centres showed that EVERY SINGLE ONE of the children displayed some signs of distress and 73% had developed significant emotional and behavioural problems since being detained. Not one of them had previously had such problems. Paul Vallely writes:

All the children seen by clinical psychologists presented as being disorientated, confused and frightened. More than half, who had previously been well behaved at home and in school, had developed conduct problems.

It is nothing short of shameful that this kind of treatment of families and children should be happening in the UK.

However, I want to focus on another aspect of Paul’s story. I want to focus on the Egyptian Coptic Christians, Hany and Samah Mansour, and their five kids under ten who fled to the UK More…

Frozen UK 2010

11-Jan-10

A photo from a satellite image of the UK totally frozen white.I saw this image the other day, taken from NORAD satellite imagery, of the United Kingdom in its current frosty condition – submerged below heavy snow. I honestly can’t remember a period like this where one heavy snowfall has followed another and another in such quick succession.

The usual deal with snow here is that it comes, it melts, it goes away. We are all inconvenienced for a day or two (and we really don’t *do* snow very well in this country) and then we get on with our lives.

This year has been most unusual, at least in my experience, in that it seems like the snow is here to stay.

I know we haven’t been the worst affected in the UK but even so, the picture from my back garden tells its own story. The garden table (with a bird table on it being well used by the local population at the moment) is covered in about 10 inches, I would guess, of this ‘orrible white stuff. More…

New Year Resolutions

01-Jan-10

New day of a new year... but same old meASBO Jesus in inimitable style gets to the root of the problem with New Year Resolutions!

As I make my resolutions this year (get a level of fitness back, start getting More…

Christmas wishes

25-Dec-09

Graffiti art from Banksy of the Dove of Peace wearing a bulletproof vest

“Come O Prince of Peace,
refine and purify us.
Help our leaders rule in peace
and grant your favour to us.

Come O Prince of Peace,
exult o’er us with song.
Let your peace guard your children
so that justice rules.

Come O Prince of Peace,
fill the hungry with good things.
Rescue those who are oppressed
save O Lord, save us.”

Come, O Prince of Peace (opens PDF)
© 2009, Asian Planning Group. Some rights reserved.

As the noughties are coming to a close, there are all sorts of ‘best of the decade’ lists starting to emerge. One of the things I’ll remember from the noughties was More…

What now for Christian books in the UK?

20-Dec-09

Empty bookshelvesIf you aren’t one of the cognoscenti in the UK Christian publishing industry, you may not have thought much of the announcement last month that IBS-STL is up for sale.

IBS-STL (International Bible Society and Send the Light who merged a few years ago) are not immediately apparent to the average Christian buyer of books. However, in the last ten years at least, there is a fairly high probability that the book you left the shop with originally came to that shop from IBS-STL. They are a major distributor of Christian publishers as well as being a publisher of sorts themselves.

Officially, the problems have been blamed on a failed implementation of SAP (an Accounts software package used by major players). I have it on good authority, however, that IBS-STL were in trouble before that. One publishing company of my acquaintence had them on stop for not paying their bills a fair amount of time before the SAP timescale being suggested in their official releases came into play.

Following hard on the heels of the collapse of the SPCK Bookshop chain, the IBS-STL proposed sell-off (although who knows they think will actually buy it, I have no dea) was no great surprise to anyone who More…

Surprised by Hope

04-Dec-09

Surprised by HopeI am shamed by how long it has taken me to finish reading this book (I blame it all the Interregnum even though I’ve been reading it far longer than that *cough*) but, anyway, I have finally made it to the end of Tom Wright’s view of heaven, hell, life after death and all that stuff that can be found in Surprised by Hope.

While I’m in a confessing mood, I have to admit that my beliefs on the afterlife have always been a bit hazy at best. Part of the haze stems from a time early in my Christian life as a teenager when I was sat down by a well-meaning (but ultimately misguided) friend to listen to Roger Price cassette tapes whose pentecostal, rapture based, snippet of the Bible here, snippet of the Bible there approach to theology sounded good to me at the time but has left a legacy of confusion in its wake. Roger himself has passed away now so I’m sure he could probably give a far better answer now than he could then… problem is we can’t ask him. Anyway, it was high time I did something about that and Bishop Tom has come to my rescue.

Surprised by Hope is an excellent book. Pitched somewhere between the accessibility of Tom’s ‘for everyone’ series with SPCK and More…